Sunday Funday Boat Quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to start out by thanking you for all of the support throughout the years. And after today, I have never appreciated the prayers so much. I am sooooooooooooo glad I have been goin to church regularly. I really like to use the looooooooong voooooowels in my blogs. OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY. But I've really found The Big Jeeeeeeeeesus. It's awesome.

So not a long blog today but I think this quote will be very enlightning.

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though, if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg

K. When I said enlightning I meant random. Thought I'd just do a funny random quote today, and bieng a firefighter, I looooooooooooooooove this joke. If you're near the exit and on fire....... Dude that's called thinnin the herd.

I started this blog on randomness and it seems like a good time to continue. Knock Knock...... Who's there? Interuppting cow. Interuppti.......MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I just lost all my readers for next week.

Today is Sunday right? Oh shut up its close enough. I had to work yesterday and I was tired and my feet hurt. Then I remembered I wasn't a girl. Easy ladies, this blog's for you. Did I mention I had a headache?

Really, this blog is to honor the women in my life.

Sadly none of those involve non-relatives but let's continue. I understand women about as much as I understand fifth grade geography. I know that China is at the other end of a hole you can dig and I know that Texas is right in the middle of Bestplaceonearth, US. Other than that, I'm gonna need a map. I know that a woman's map would not have north, south, east, or west, but would say take a left at the new store and then I think you go about 3 minutes before you turn at the place where I get my medicine now and then you go kinda toward that one cornfield. Oh good, I'm finally in Bangledesh.


If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life. Without EVEN CONSIDERING if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

I am happy however to say that I have regained my trust in women. This is solely due to the fact that the women in my life are awesome. My sister just had a baby and one thing about that is I've been through the other end of that. (Congrats Wade on not killing people. Let's all say a silent prayer for Justin now.) My sister after going through all of the absolute craziness of pregnancy is maybe the most awesome mom ever. And if any of you little 2 month old bastards look at Evalyn the wrong way I'll take your unchanged diaper off of you and shove it in your face.

My stepmom Pam works about 600 hours a week and still manages to make this household run smooth. Or smoothish. We may have 12 dogs runnin around here again. I blame you! She is a goooooooood woman though.

My granny is up here and.... well........ as we all know, if you added up all the prayers of every person that has ever lived, including popes, they would hardly number in comparison with the prayers she has just said for ME!!! She is a heavenly force to be reckoned with.

Little granny is an incredible artist and a really funny woman. Just so you know little granny I have been drawing a lot lately. You will probably have a christmas present coming your way.

My mom is literally kicking ass and takin names. She has endured so much, not just in the past month, but quite a bit in the past years. And she didn't lay down and die, she kicked the crap out of life. And she is doing things that people with fear wouldn't do. Thank GOD she wasn't a second degree blackbelt when I was in high school. We won't mention the time with Becky when she took me down with a belt. (Didn't Happen) AWESOME WOMAN. PROUD OF YOU MOM!

So here's to you O ladies, that make men go.... Why the hell didn't I become a professional fisherman? Just kiddin.

I don't and won't ever know what makes you you as a woman. But I know that I will be right there when you need me to be there as a man.

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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OK then.

So I was so busy with school the last month I had no time to provide the Sunday Funday Boat Quote. I promise I won't miss another Sunday until finals roll around next semester or I don't write one.

Well I'm done with one year of school. One year to go. And then, Kareoke graduation party!!!! Where the hell is the spell check on this frickin thing? So I have accomplished a lot this year and am very proud of what i have done. But it got a little crazy at times and now that I am done with this school year I can just stop and smell the homeless. Roses. And now a quote by a great author.

Wait for it..........................................

"Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen." - Louis L'Amour

I went fishing the other day and caught a huge serving of relaxation. Yes that's all I caught. Doesn't go nearly as well with asperegus but it was awesome. A beautiful lake with beautiful trees everywhere (For you Texans and Arizonians those are the big brown things with green stuff coming off of them that you see in the pictures) with birds singing and not a soul around. Apparently they haven't stocked the lake since '74, but still beautiful.

The point is, take a second and look around. Sit on the front porch. Go for a walk. For just a second stop thinking about how to get more and just admire what you have. I have an UNBELIEVABLE family and an UNBELIEVABLE best friend (miss ya brother). No matter what goes on I'm a pretty damn lucky guy.

Well enough father phsyco-babble bullshit. (A Few Good Men) Now that I'm back in the blog world I have but one request. LifeisNutts and TheVisionWarrior, you have a mission should you choose to accept it. A new blog from each within one week. This blog will self-explode in 3.....2.......1....

Predictions

I listen to a lot of sports radio to and from my hour drive to school every day. Any ESPN analysist is paid to tell you what is going to happen in the next hour, day, year, etc. "The Cardinals will win the pennant in 2010." "The Irish will finish in the top 10" "The NCAA Championship will be won by 2 points- Duke over Butler." "Jessica Alba is the hottest woman of all time." Bunch of rubbish if you ask me.

We as sports fans love predictions, but as a Life fan I love them even more...(He writes sarcasticly). If you would have asked me two weeks ago who would have been in the Final Four, I would have said Baylor, West Virginia, Michigan State, and Kansas State. If you would have asked me fifteen years ago where I'd be right now I would have said "Married to Kathy Ireland and just takin care of my music company."

The reason that I REALLY believe in God is that my plans don't exist. If I had a say-so, would I be going to college at 29? Hell no. I would have started a non-profit group to help the midgets find they're gold.

I consider myself very lucky. God has a funny way of bringing some things around and knocking you in the head with the ultimate destination. Something I should have achieved quite easily took me a long time to get around to. It came in His time, not mine. -Jim Morris

You have to know that... IT NEVER COMES IN YOUR TIME. I have tried.
I know what I am doing right now, but don't have a clue what I will be doing tomorrow.
But he does.


But since we are goin predictions here,... at 38, I'll be with an Alpaca farmer in Big Sandy, TX with four kids...two girls two boys-Ariel Rachea, Sabastian Tucker, Bradley Price, and, well I'll leave her one name. I think Hadley Hadley would be not as bad as her father went through.

Any bets? I promise you I'm takin the underdog. Wait that's me.

You can't make your own path. Trust me, I thought I could.

In ten years I will...(God says........ AhhhHHHaaaaaHHaaaaaHHHHHaaaaa.)

Nooooooooo. Growing potatoes in Bangladesh? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Just LIVE and you have no control over the rest.

I know I know. The suiside rate in America has jumped 23 percent this week. I didn't mean to cause that by not posting a blog last week. If everybody could just form a straight line and stay calm, maybe this one will make up for it. Or it could cause an even bigger rise in self-inflicted fatality.

An unbelievable week! I won't emphasize too much on the birth of Evelyn Faith McNutt as I'm sure Sadie would love to tell you about MY NIECE.

There are moments in life that take your breath away. Literally. And make you start crying. When I was at work and got a message from my dad that Evelyn Faith was born I had to go outside and use my 15 minute break because I was tearing up. There could not be two people more deserving or more gratuidous than Sade and Wadie. I hope than in my life I find that happiness.


“Birth is the sudden opening of a window, through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has happened? A miracle. You have exchanged nothing for the possibility of everything.”
William MacNeile Dixon

I robbed you of a quote last week and shall provide the necessary reimbursment. A DOUBLE SUNDAY FUNDAY BOAT QUOTE!!

Ok put your tops back on.

"My only hope is that sacrifice pays interest."- Brad Hadley

Untill next week,

I love all of you.

SELECTION SUNDAY!!! Notre Dame with a 6 seed! Thank God because 7's and 5's go down oh so often. K. If you are not a college basketball fan, I would suggest picking up "some old paper back books of Louis L'Amour."- Hayes Carll. No that's not the quote calm down people. But you should stop reading. So a guy I go to school with believed the hype that Texas was gonna join the Big 10 because, and I qoute, "The Big 12 is a dead conference." We placed seven in the Big Dance. Although I hate Kansas, I'm almost convinced that they got the NO. 1 overall seed. And who was in the NCAA football championship this year? Oh TEXAS! The only conference to put more teams in The Dance was the Big East- Notre Dame.

I understand that this is not nearly as important to those who read my blog as it is to me, but I told you it would be random.

This Tourney has a great amount of things to look foreward to. New Mexico Lobos are a number three seed and I think they could go to the Elite 8. Seven teams for the Dirty 12. Duke a NO. 1 seed again. The Irish are a 6 seed. Jeremy and Randy coluld see their purple go to the Final Four (K-State). And if you don't want to watch the guys, you will enjoy the UConn girls. 72 game winning streak. Against top 10 teams, margin of victory is 26.3. The UConn girls are the best team in sports history. I welcome any arguments.

As we await the madness of March I felt Shakespeare would be in order.

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't.". - William Shakespeare

What's the method here Billy? I'm tellin' you the Big Dance is straight MADNESS!!!

HERE COME THE IRISH

Spring Break!!!!!

Well I don't have a lot of time as I am about to venture off to BWW for a beer with some work people. So just a quick funny Sunday Funday Boat Quote from one of the greatest thinkers of all time.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg

Man I wish he wouldn't have died.

Well I'm out of here but I'll probably post a blog sometime this week since there is no school.

Adios
Brad