Today is Sunday right? Oh shut up its close enough. I had to work yesterday and I was tired and my feet hurt. Then I remembered I wasn't a girl. Easy ladies, this blog's for you. Did I mention I had a headache?

Really, this blog is to honor the women in my life.

Sadly none of those involve non-relatives but let's continue. I understand women about as much as I understand fifth grade geography. I know that China is at the other end of a hole you can dig and I know that Texas is right in the middle of Bestplaceonearth, US. Other than that, I'm gonna need a map. I know that a woman's map would not have north, south, east, or west, but would say take a left at the new store and then I think you go about 3 minutes before you turn at the place where I get my medicine now and then you go kinda toward that one cornfield. Oh good, I'm finally in Bangledesh.


If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life. Without EVEN CONSIDERING if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

I am happy however to say that I have regained my trust in women. This is solely due to the fact that the women in my life are awesome. My sister just had a baby and one thing about that is I've been through the other end of that. (Congrats Wade on not killing people. Let's all say a silent prayer for Justin now.) My sister after going through all of the absolute craziness of pregnancy is maybe the most awesome mom ever. And if any of you little 2 month old bastards look at Evalyn the wrong way I'll take your unchanged diaper off of you and shove it in your face.

My stepmom Pam works about 600 hours a week and still manages to make this household run smooth. Or smoothish. We may have 12 dogs runnin around here again. I blame you! She is a goooooooood woman though.

My granny is up here and.... well........ as we all know, if you added up all the prayers of every person that has ever lived, including popes, they would hardly number in comparison with the prayers she has just said for ME!!! She is a heavenly force to be reckoned with.

Little granny is an incredible artist and a really funny woman. Just so you know little granny I have been drawing a lot lately. You will probably have a christmas present coming your way.

My mom is literally kicking ass and takin names. She has endured so much, not just in the past month, but quite a bit in the past years. And she didn't lay down and die, she kicked the crap out of life. And she is doing things that people with fear wouldn't do. Thank GOD she wasn't a second degree blackbelt when I was in high school. We won't mention the time with Becky when she took me down with a belt. (Didn't Happen) AWESOME WOMAN. PROUD OF YOU MOM!

So here's to you O ladies, that make men go.... Why the hell didn't I become a professional fisherman? Just kiddin.

I don't and won't ever know what makes you you as a woman. But I know that I will be right there when you need me to be there as a man.