Thhhhhiiiiis weeeeeeeeeeek on Entertainment Tonight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Elton John talks about the mestyrious disapearance of Benny.

Bradley Hadley switches his Sunday blog to Fridays.

Plus, Madonna. Crazy phsyco slut, or fake attention whore?

And later, TMZ gives us an exclusive interview with a celebrity.

(As Mr. Celebrity walks off the plane.)
TMZ: Hey how was your flight Mr. Celebrity?
Mr. Celebrity: Not bad.
TMZ: What kind of underwear do you wear?
Mr. Celebrity: Sorry, can't tell you today.

Stunning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , that they make a 30 minute show out of that.

All of that and much more worthless television coming up after these things you will never buy!

So I am really concerned about Benny. Apparentley he thought he could get there faster if he cut himself in half and took more than one jet.



Bite me.

So yeah I'm switchin my blog to Fridays due to school reasons. Or maybe it's because my new girlfriend works every day but Sunday and I wanna spend some ti.........AAAAHHHaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. No really, Mondays are packed full and Fridays are open so ummmmmm, that should make sense.

Oh #%$* a quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next." - Gilda Radner

I llok foreward to you letters.

The Sunday Funday Boat Quote is AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Sorry, your gonna have to wait a minute.

I have to go back to schoo'l in the morning! It sucks in one way but at the same time, I am going to accomplish a ton. Two more semesters. And then we will have the biggest Kareoke party that has ever been known to the singing man. Start thinking about what you want to sing. And if you have never sang Kareoke, start thinking about what you want to sing. I would say something about, not singing, for my non-singing friends, but I don't associate with those kind of people.

So,

"Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, acheivement, and success have no meaning." - Benjamin Franklin

I must progress. I have to use this next year to my advantage. Acheivement is a word. Success is an action. I will prevail!

Fine!

I tried to do a meaningful quote.

But you wanted a funny one. Fiiiiiine. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

"I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But the day the truck full of rubber was supposed to show up, a truck full of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a LLLLaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid back company, they said- FUCK IT, Cut em up!" - Mitch Hedberg

Till next week..............................................................

Appreciation

IIIIII'mmmmm baaaaaccccckkkkkk. LOL, LMFAO, IDK, JK, BRB, LMNOP, TRFFGHRIIR, ALKAFHOAERIFHFERRATIOH..... Woah I'm gettin dizzy.

So I was very sick last week. Hince the no blog. I mean stomach flu, could barely roll over to prevent bed sores kind of sick. Wanna hear all the details of the stomach flu? Hehe. I promise you don't.

So today I am going to write about appreciation. I caught myself this week feeling sorry for myself because I don't have some of the things that I had hoped to have had by now. I don't have a wife, I don't have kids, and most importantly, I don't even have a BOAT!!!! Can you believe this crap!

But then I heard the news that some of our friends lost their 4 month old child. Wow. A shot of perspective please bartender.

You know those times where you are in a funk and then a breeze of the wind completely snaps you out of it and puts you in a completely different state of mind? And you suddenly feel like yourself again. This was one of those times. I (in like 3.6 seconds) realized how much I had. Sometimes we get so caught up in the things we are striving for; which we should never stop striving for greatness; that we forget about how much we are blessed.

I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this quote.

“We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?', unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.” - Anonymous

I have so many blessings in my life, and beyond that, God has a plan and is executing it. I may not have a few things, but I have many. That's a pretty decent quote in itself if I may say so... myself....

I don't get to see my friends all that often, but you know what, I have them. I may not see all of my family oh so often, but I know that they would sacrafice everything for me and I would do the same and no matter what sorrows come across, that's enough for me to be completely content.

What do we need to be truly happy? God. Family. Friends.
I've got 'em.