Sunday Funday Boat Quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to start out by thanking you for all of the support throughout the years. And after today, I have never appreciated the prayers so much. I am sooooooooooooo glad I have been goin to church regularly. I really like to use the looooooooong voooooowels in my blogs. OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY. But I've really found The Big Jeeeeeeeeesus. It's awesome.
So not a long blog today but I think this quote will be very enlightning.
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though, if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
K. When I said enlightning I meant random. Thought I'd just do a funny random quote today, and bieng a firefighter, I looooooooooooooooove this joke. If you're near the exit and on fire....... Dude that's called thinnin the herd.
I started this blog on randomness and it seems like a good time to continue. Knock Knock...... Who's there? Interuppting cow. Interuppti.......MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I just lost all my readers for next week.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Today is Sunday right? Oh shut up its close enough. I had to work yesterday and I was tired and my feet hurt. Then I remembered I wasn't a girl. Easy ladies, this blog's for you. Did I mention I had a headache?
Really, this blog is to honor the women in my life.
Sadly none of those involve non-relatives but let's continue. I understand women about as much as I understand fifth grade geography. I know that China is at the other end of a hole you can dig and I know that Texas is right in the middle of Bestplaceonearth, US. Other than that, I'm gonna need a map. I know that a woman's map would not have north, south, east, or west, but would say take a left at the new store and then I think you go about 3 minutes before you turn at the place where I get my medicine now and then you go kinda toward that one cornfield. Oh good, I'm finally in Bangledesh.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life. Without EVEN CONSIDERING if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
I am happy however to say that I have regained my trust in women. This is solely due to the fact that the women in my life are awesome. My sister just had a baby and one thing about that is I've been through the other end of that. (Congrats Wade on not killing people. Let's all say a silent prayer for Justin now.) My sister after going through all of the absolute craziness of pregnancy is maybe the most awesome mom ever. And if any of you little 2 month old bastards look at Evalyn the wrong way I'll take your unchanged diaper off of you and shove it in your face.
My stepmom Pam works about 600 hours a week and still manages to make this household run smooth. Or smoothish. We may have 12 dogs runnin around here again. I blame you! She is a goooooooood woman though.
My granny is up here and.... well........ as we all know, if you added up all the prayers of every person that has ever lived, including popes, they would hardly number in comparison with the prayers she has just said for ME!!! She is a heavenly force to be reckoned with.
Little granny is an incredible artist and a really funny woman. Just so you know little granny I have been drawing a lot lately. You will probably have a christmas present coming your way.
My mom is literally kicking ass and takin names. She has endured so much, not just in the past month, but quite a bit in the past years. And she didn't lay down and die, she kicked the crap out of life. And she is doing things that people with fear wouldn't do. Thank GOD she wasn't a second degree blackbelt when I was in high school. We won't mention the time with Becky when she took me down with a belt. (Didn't Happen) AWESOME WOMAN. PROUD OF YOU MOM!
So here's to you O ladies, that make men go.... Why the hell didn't I become a professional fisherman? Just kiddin.
I don't and won't ever know what makes you you as a woman. But I know that I will be right there when you need me to be there as a man.
Really, this blog is to honor the women in my life.
Sadly none of those involve non-relatives but let's continue. I understand women about as much as I understand fifth grade geography. I know that China is at the other end of a hole you can dig and I know that Texas is right in the middle of Bestplaceonearth, US. Other than that, I'm gonna need a map. I know that a woman's map would not have north, south, east, or west, but would say take a left at the new store and then I think you go about 3 minutes before you turn at the place where I get my medicine now and then you go kinda toward that one cornfield. Oh good, I'm finally in Bangledesh.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life. Without EVEN CONSIDERING if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
I am happy however to say that I have regained my trust in women. This is solely due to the fact that the women in my life are awesome. My sister just had a baby and one thing about that is I've been through the other end of that. (Congrats Wade on not killing people. Let's all say a silent prayer for Justin now.) My sister after going through all of the absolute craziness of pregnancy is maybe the most awesome mom ever. And if any of you little 2 month old bastards look at Evalyn the wrong way I'll take your unchanged diaper off of you and shove it in your face.
My stepmom Pam works about 600 hours a week and still manages to make this household run smooth. Or smoothish. We may have 12 dogs runnin around here again. I blame you! She is a goooooooood woman though.
My granny is up here and.... well........ as we all know, if you added up all the prayers of every person that has ever lived, including popes, they would hardly number in comparison with the prayers she has just said for ME!!! She is a heavenly force to be reckoned with.
Little granny is an incredible artist and a really funny woman. Just so you know little granny I have been drawing a lot lately. You will probably have a christmas present coming your way.
My mom is literally kicking ass and takin names. She has endured so much, not just in the past month, but quite a bit in the past years. And she didn't lay down and die, she kicked the crap out of life. And she is doing things that people with fear wouldn't do. Thank GOD she wasn't a second degree blackbelt when I was in high school. We won't mention the time with Becky when she took me down with a belt. (Didn't Happen) AWESOME WOMAN. PROUD OF YOU MOM!
So here's to you O ladies, that make men go.... Why the hell didn't I become a professional fisherman? Just kiddin.
I don't and won't ever know what makes you you as a woman. But I know that I will be right there when you need me to be there as a man.
Monday, May 17, 2010
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAADDIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSS ANNNNNNDDDDD GENTELMENNNNNNNNNNNNN, BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, WEIGHING IN AT 195, WEARING A PINK THONG AND A GRIN, BRAAAADDLLEEEEEEY HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAADDDDLLLLLEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huuumfrfrmmuuuusumm mmmumssssumum.
OK then.
So I was so busy with school the last month I had no time to provide the Sunday Funday Boat Quote. I promise I won't miss another Sunday until finals roll around next semester or I don't write one.
Well I'm done with one year of school. One year to go. And then, Kareoke graduation party!!!! Where the hell is the spell check on this frickin thing? So I have accomplished a lot this year and am very proud of what i have done. But it got a little crazy at times and now that I am done with this school year I can just stop and smell the homeless. Roses. And now a quote by a great author.
Wait for it..........................................
"Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen." - Louis L'Amour
I went fishing the other day and caught a huge serving of relaxation. Yes that's all I caught. Doesn't go nearly as well with asperegus but it was awesome. A beautiful lake with beautiful trees everywhere (For you Texans and Arizonians those are the big brown things with green stuff coming off of them that you see in the pictures) with birds singing and not a soul around. Apparently they haven't stocked the lake since '74, but still beautiful.
The point is, take a second and look around. Sit on the front porch. Go for a walk. For just a second stop thinking about how to get more and just admire what you have. I have an UNBELIEVABLE family and an UNBELIEVABLE best friend (miss ya brother). No matter what goes on I'm a pretty damn lucky guy.
Well enough father phsyco-babble bullshit. (A Few Good Men) Now that I'm back in the blog world I have but one request. LifeisNutts and TheVisionWarrior, you have a mission should you choose to accept it. A new blog from each within one week. This blog will self-explode in 3.....2.......1....
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huuumfrfrmmuuuusumm mmmumssssumum.
OK then.
So I was so busy with school the last month I had no time to provide the Sunday Funday Boat Quote. I promise I won't miss another Sunday until finals roll around next semester or I don't write one.
Well I'm done with one year of school. One year to go. And then, Kareoke graduation party!!!! Where the hell is the spell check on this frickin thing? So I have accomplished a lot this year and am very proud of what i have done. But it got a little crazy at times and now that I am done with this school year I can just stop and smell the homeless. Roses. And now a quote by a great author.
Wait for it..........................................
"Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen." - Louis L'Amour
I went fishing the other day and caught a huge serving of relaxation. Yes that's all I caught. Doesn't go nearly as well with asperegus but it was awesome. A beautiful lake with beautiful trees everywhere (For you Texans and Arizonians those are the big brown things with green stuff coming off of them that you see in the pictures) with birds singing and not a soul around. Apparently they haven't stocked the lake since '74, but still beautiful.
The point is, take a second and look around. Sit on the front porch. Go for a walk. For just a second stop thinking about how to get more and just admire what you have. I have an UNBELIEVABLE family and an UNBELIEVABLE best friend (miss ya brother). No matter what goes on I'm a pretty damn lucky guy.
Well enough father phsyco-babble bullshit. (A Few Good Men) Now that I'm back in the blog world I have but one request. LifeisNutts and TheVisionWarrior, you have a mission should you choose to accept it. A new blog from each within one week. This blog will self-explode in 3.....2.......1....
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